Nathan and Jessie spent the afternoon watching HBO and talking.
Nathan sat on the bed with his back against the headboard, and
Jessie had tried a variety of positions, ending up curled up with
her head on Nathan's lap.
"You know, this movie is crap." Jessie said in a matter of fact
tone.
"Jessie, you need to stop swearing."
"Why?" She asked innocently, suppressing a giggle.
"Because it's a bad habit, and if you don't stop, you're going to
forget and try it on your father. And we both know that won't end
well."
"Oh. Good point. This movie sucks."
Nathan sighed.
"It does."
"What are we waiting for, exactly?"
"I think Brian must have decided to let Dani finish her shift."
"Poor Dani. Oh, that reminds me; I need to give you your lucky
quarter back."
"My lucky … Jessica, that's terrible."
"I know. I'm so very wicked. But I kinda figured Dani would only
last one shift."
"Well, you are going to have to tell her."
"I will. It was nice knowing you." She giggled again. "She's so
going to kill me."
They sat watching the movie in silence for a few minutes and then
Jessie sighed.
"Is Daddy really mad at you?"
"Jessie, I don't think I …" Nathan hesitated and then sighed
heavily. "Yes, he's really mad at me."
"But things are going to be okay, aren't they?"
"I don't know, Sweetie. I really hope so."
"But he wouldn't … I mean … he isn't going to …" Jessie struggled to
put her fears into words.
"Jessie, are you worried he's going to throw me out of the house?"
"No. Well… kinda. He wouldn't, would he?"
"I don't honestly know, Jessie. I hope not. I think he probably
would have already if he was going to…"
"But you don't know for sure."
"Jessie, I don't think he would."
Jessie jumped up and picked up the cell phone, flipping it open and
pressing speed dial in one fluid motion.
"Jessie, don't." Nathan got up and tried to grab the phone, but she
danced out of his way.
"Daddy?"
"Hi, Jessie. Are you behaving yourself?"
"Course I am. Are you going to throw Uncle Nathan out? Cos that's
really mean and horrible and you just can't. It's his home too, and
he can't help being an idiot. He's not normally an idiot, you know,
and it's just not fair to…"
"JESSICA."
"What?"
"Your Papa is right there, didn't you ask him?"
"He didn't know."
Adam swore under his breath.
"Can I talk to Nathan?"
Jessie silently handed the phone to Nathan, who had a slightly
anxious look on his face.
"Hey, Babe."
"Hey."
"I'm not sure which of you is sillier. No, I am sure, it's got to
be you. Jessie can at least blame teenage hormones."
"Adam …"
"Nathan, I told you what I was going to do, didn't I?"
"Yes, but …"
"Do you really think I would do that to you and then throw you out?
You must have a pretty low opinion of me, Nathan."
"Oh, Adam, don't be angry, please. I was just …"
"Scared?"
"I guess."
"You are an idiot. I love you, and like Jessie said, it's your
home."
"I am an idiot, and I love you too."
"Well, that's unanimous. Everyone thinks you're an idiot. So, can
we expect to see you any time soon?"
"I think we're waiting for Dani's shift to finish."
Adam snorted.
"Then once she and Brian are done, I think we'll eat and head back
to Nashville. This place is pretty grim, and I don't think we want
to spend the night."
"Worried about Norman Bates?"
"That's it."
"Okay, keep me posted. May I talk to Jessie?"
Nathan handed the phone back to Jessie, who was nervously hopping
from one foot to the other.
"Hi Sweetie."
"Hi Daddy."
"You're right, it would be very mean to throw Uncle Nathan out. How
about I just make him sleep in the garage for a month?"
"Daddy, that's …" Jessie looked at Nathan, and her eyes fell on the
bite on his arm. "A very good idea."
"Jessie."
"Hey, it was your idea."
"May I talk to Nathan again, please?"
Jessie passed the phone back to Nathan, who was rolling his eyes at
her.
"What's going on?"
"Oh, you don't want to know."
"Oh, I think I do."
"Talk to you later, Darling."
"Nathan …" Nathan shut the phone and glared at his daughter, who was
giggling. "What did you just agree to?"
"Daddy said you could sleep in the garage for a month. I just
agreed with him."
Nathan grabbed her and started tickling.
"No, no, don't." Jessie escaped from his grip, ran across the room
and clambered on the bed.
Nathan was about to launch an assault when there was a series of
loud knocks on the ceiling below.
"No time, got to go." Jessie gasped and then jumped off the bed.
She pulled on her jeans, wincing as she did so and then grabbed her
jacket.
"Come on, slowpoke." She bounced out of the door and down the
stairs, Nathan following more sedately.
Waiting for them at the bottom of the stairs were Dani and Brian.
Dani came out of the bedroom in time to hear Brian's last words and
she stuck her tongue out at him and then grinned. 'You are so...well
I don't know but you are,' she said and went to the door. 'Are you
coming?'
'Not recently,' Brian muttered under his breath and followed her
out. At the top of the stairs were Nathan and Jessie and Brian swore
that Nathan looked worse than she did. But kids bounce back so
easily, somehow that didn't seem fair. They got the great hair,
great skin, energy to burn and this too.
'Brian!' Dani was standing in front of him waving her arms. When he
looked down she was dangling the keys to Kristen's car in front of
him.
'Shit.' he said as he flipped his phone open and tried to grab
them, 'Dani, yes hello, this is Brian, Dani give me those, Littrell
and I rented a car a little while ago. Yes, uh huh, that's me.
Dani,' he tried grabbing again as she dangled and laughed at
him. 'We will be leaving it here yes. No but I'm sure my navigator
can find it. Thank you.' He flipped the phone shut and grabbed his
cousin around the waist and the keys at the same time.
'Not fair you're bigger than me,' Dani said.
'Yup,' and he swatted her tender bottom for emphasis.
Nathan walked up to Brian, who was looking a little harassed. "All
sorted? Sorry about abandoning you earlier, I just wanted to get it
over with. I figured we should head back and stop on the way for
something to eat. There was a steakhouse just off the interstate
that's probably open late."
Jessie got to the bottom of the stairs and waited patiently for
Brian to stop messing about and then she put her arm round Dani's
shoulders and pulled her to one side.
"So how was your first shift?" She said, a big grin on her
face. "Y'know …" she sniffed the air a couple of times. "I think I
can still smell parfum de grease."
Dani pursed her lips and glared at Jessie. 'You knew didn't you? You
knew how this was going to end and you let me walk right into that
diner and get mauled by eekie old men and yelled at by a fat cook
and hassled by a fat old woman. How could you?' Dani crossed her
arms and then she couldn't hold it in any longer she burst out
laughing. 'It was horrible and I am so not going back there
tomorrow.'
At the grease comment Dani reached up and felt her hair again and
turned to run up the stairs.
'EUW!'
Brian caught her just as she got on the second one and stood looking
at Nathan while his cousin kicked and tried to get him to put her
down. It was nothing new and he just ignored her efforts until she
stopped and then he set her on her feet. 'She's teasing.' he said to
Dani and then grinned at Nathan.
'We may have to discuss desertion in the future but this time I'll
let it slide. I just want to get her back to Kevin and rest. I'm
getting too old for this stuff.
Girls, load up and get in the back, I'll go and pay the bill and be
right there.'
He laughed to himself as he was now free and Nathan was stuck with
not one but two little darlings of the post diner brigade.
Nathan glowered after Brian as he left him alone with the little
darlings.
"I swear, I didn't know, not for definite. I just had a feeling. I
have got a confession, though." Jessie fished a silver coin out of
her pocket and handed it to Dani.
"What? Is this a tip? `Cos I got better ones than this."
"Noo. Look at it." Dani looked at the coin. Heads. She turned it
over. Heads.
Nathan watched the play of emotions across Dani's face and sighed.
The only way the bags were getting in the car was if he put them
there. He loaded up the trunk and then turned back to the girls,
his arms crossed.
"Come on, get in. If you behave yourselves, we'll stop for food
before we hit the interstate."
'That's low,' Dani said and laughed. 'Wish I'd thought of it.' She
hugged Jessie and whispered in her ear, 'But you're dead when we get
alone.'
Brian paid the bill and as he was waiting for a receipt he phoned
Kevin again.
'Hey, it's me.'
'Hey.'
'I wanted to let you know we are packing up and getting ready to
head out. Nathan said there was a good steakhouse on the Interstate
so we'll be stopping there for dinner. Besides I'm not sure how much
further we could get this soon after. They are both prancing about a
bit.'
'Adam and I had steak today too, very good ones and make sure that
Dani eats the salad. Her last test came back that she was lacking
iron again.'
'Spinach salad for her then.' Brian said.
'Make it watercress. She hates it but it's packed.'
'Great. So I get to play the bad guy.'
'You already did. This will just nail your coffin shut.' Brian could
hear the grin on Kevin's face and he glared at the phone.
'Thanks.'
'Welcome.'
'Not you, the clerk just gave me the receipt so we're gone Bear.'
'Catch ya in a while then and tell her she still has to get through
me and Mom and Mom's packin' this time.'
'Ouch.'
'Maybe. See ya in a bit then.'
'Eight at the latest. I'm thinking a few stops along the way.'
'Gotcha.'
Brian went out to find the girls goofing around and Nathan just
shutting the trunk of the VW. It was going to be a long trip.
'In. Now,' he said and watched as everyone scrambled.
Jessie grinned at Dani and then dodged round the car and clambered
into the back seat. Nathan pushed the seat back down, sat in the
front passenger seat and started to buckle in. Jessie yelped as she
hit the leather seat too hard.
"Owie," she said loudly into Nathan's ear.
Nathan saluted Brian and got in the car. He buckled in then grinned
across at Brian. "Looks like you're driving. Habit, I guess; the
person giving the orders does the driving. We can switch after
we've eaten if you want."
He flinched and rubbed his ear. "Jessie, don't do that. Otherwise
I might be tempted to give you something to say `Owie' about."
Jessie snorted and sat back, her arms crossed.
"So, where are we going next?" She said in a not very quiet whisper
to Dani.
Dani got in as Brian held the seat for her and buckled, 'Fuck, fuck,
fuck,' she whispered.
'That's one.' Brian said and let the seat fall back and got in. He
buckled and inserted the key, turned the ignition on and adjusted
the mirrors.
`I can't begin to think how Kristen in going to take this; you two
chasing off with her car and all.' He winked at Nathan and backed
out of the parking space.
Dani looked at Jessie and giggled. 'I didn't even think about that
part. Oh well. She'll get over it.' The hum of the tires echoed in
her ears and she wriggled one way and then another, 'Are we there
yet?'
At Jessie's question she blinked and then grinned. China?'
Brian drove on for a bit and then looked over at Nathan and back to
the road, 'I take it Adam doesn't let you drive very often? Kevin
used to be like that. He's the oldest in the group so he's always
had this notion that he's in charge.' He grinned, 'And usually he
is. You can have the wheel after we eat. Now how far to this place?'
"China? Cool. I've always wanted to see the Great Wall. Do you
think they do flights from Newark?" She grinned at Dani and then
snorted at Brian's comment.
"More like never," she muttered.
"Jessie, be quiet."
Jessie put her fingers in her ears and waggled them at Nathan,
pulling her tongue out at the same time.
"No, the SUV is Adam's. I muck about with the mirrors, mess with
the seat and twiddle with the steering wheel. Apparently. We've
never felt the need for two cars."
"I want one of those Smart cars." Jessie interrupted. "A pink one."
"Jessica, you'll be lucky if your father lets you take Driver's Ed
next year after this, never mind picking out a car. Plus you don't
need one." Returning to his conversation with Brian, Nathan
added, "It's about 4 miles. Then it's 40 or so back to Nashville."
Jessie huffed and sat back forcefully, wincing as she did so.
"So was it really horrid in the diner?" She whispered.
'I bet they do and we could try the whole Geisha thing too. I mean
isn't it every woman's dream to be the indentured sex slave to some
slobbering man?' Dani said and made a kissie face when she caught
Brian's face in the rearview mirror. 'Just makin' conversation back
here, keep your eyes on the road.'
Dani giggled at Jessie's antics and joined her for the last
part. 'Muchly. This one old dude grabbed my ass. I was like shocked.
Old guy grabbing my ASS.'
'Danielle Catherine Richardson, that's two.'
'Whatever.' To everyone's surprise Brian pulled off onto the
shoulder of the road, hit the emergency lights and got out. He threw
the seat forward and pulled Dani out by an arm and marched her to
the bushes along the highway.
Nathan turned round to Jessie, who had been silenced by Brian's
sudden move. "And you better keep quiet and start behaving
yourself, young lady, or so help me …"
"I didn't do anything," she whined.
"Jessica."
"Fine." She pouted and slumped down in her seat.
They weren't gone too long and when they came back Dani was not in a
good mood. She climbed in and hunkered down on her side of the seat
and refused to say anything more to anyone.
'There's our stop,' Brian said a few minutes later and he got onto
the off ramp and took a right. They could smell the food already and
it made his stomach rumble. 'Everyone out. Girls, hit the bathroom
before we get seated please.' he said as he held the door for
everyone to go in. 'The food must be good, it's packed. Thank God
it's no smoking or we'd be treated to Dani telling everyone they
were going to die.'
Nathan turned to help Jessie out of the back seat. She pushed him
away and snapped, "I can do it." She jumped out and joined Dani.
Holding hands and giggling, the girls dodged their way past the
other diners to the bathrooms.
Nathan sighed. "My turn." He made his way without the weaving and
dodging, and was leaning on the wall outside the bathrooms when they
came out.
"Don't look now, but there's some weirdo stalking us," Jessie
giggled and nudged Dani. Nathan raised his eyebrow. "That's what I
was waiting for." He grabbed her arm and directed her through the
kitchen and out into the back yard. The kitchen staff looked up
disinterestedly.
Jessie tried to wriggle out of his grasp. "Co-operate, or I will
spank you right here," Nathan hissed in her ear. She quickly
subsided and allowed herself to be directed outside.
"What has got into you?" Nathan asked.
"Nothing."
"Then what is your explanation for all the cheekiness?"
"Dunno."
Nathan sighed. "Jessie, I want you to behave yourself for the rest
of this journey."
Jessie shrugged. "Whatever."
Nathan grabbed Jessie, put his foot up on a beer crate and yanked
the teen over his knee. He swatted her several times and then let
her stand back up.
`Ya know,' Dani said as she leaned against the wall of the
restaurant waiting with Brian for the others to get back, `this has
not been the best day of my life and I haven't had that much life to
rag about.'
Brian raised an eyebrow.
`Well think about this then. All my life I've had to do exactly what
everyone else wanted me too. I went to the best school Kevin could
find when we were in Florida. Then you started home schooling me and
I didn't have the chance to learn to socialise in any sort of
acceptable manner. Going 180 degrees in the wrong direction you guys
think the best way to deal with any and all of my little
girl "antics" is spanking which is so politically incorrect it's not
even in the ball park anymore. I get paraded out in front of
thousands of girls who wish they were me but not me so they can hump
my brother or my cousin even though you're married, which is not a
good moral thing in anyone's estimation but is a fact. If I'm sick I
still have to go and make the little harpies happy `cos they are the
important ones. I could drop dead and all that would be said is, "oh
she was such a trooper". If I ever do decide I like boys enough to
date one, which at this point is debatable given most of them are no
more intelligent than you or your sidekick Slitherman, I'll never
get him past the Gestapo of Backstreet. My life is in the toilet and
I can't even enjoy myself with a friend.'
Brian raised the other eyebrow and then burst into laughter just as
Nathan and Jessie came back.
Jessie hugged Dani and glared at Brian. "You're mean."
Nathan laughed. "I'll have you know, young lady, I do not do any
slithering whatsoever. Can we eat now?"
Jessie shrugged. "Slither, squelch, who cares? The only good thing
I can say about your movies is they don't suck as bad as Daddy's."
Nathan winced. "Oh, well, that's just hitting below the belt. And
don't think I won't tell him. Now, food; before one of you little
monsters decides to take a chunk out of my other arm."
Dani returned the favour and looked at Nathan as though he had
pox. `Funny, I've seen your stuff. Much slithering going on there.
But I do have to agree with Jessie, at least there is misplaced
humour in yours . Tell if you want; just remind him about the erotic
thriller and Cohen and Tate and that'll shut him up.'
`Danielle!' Brian looked at her, `Tell me you did not watch that.'
`Oh, look,' Dani nudged Jessie, `now he wants me to lie.'
Brian looked at his cousin then at Nathan and then at the hostess
that had come up to seat them. `Four please, and hopefully far away
from normal people.'
The hostess led the way to a booth situated in the back with the
little kids and Brian shot the girls a dirty look as if to say "this
is your fault and there will be payback" and smiled as she handed
him a menu.
Jessie giggled and then tried to look innocent and not at all like a
teenager who'd been watching R rated movies. She slid into the
booth next to Dani and smiled sweetly up at Nathan and Brian.
"Well, come on, I thought you wanted to eat." She looked at the
menu briefly and then dropped it on the table.
Dani leant over and whispered something in her ear. "Oh. Hold on,
I'll show you." She grinned at Nathan and took hold of his hand.
He gave her a look, but she ignored him and pushed up the cuff of
his shirt. "See? Very pretty." In spite of her apparent bravado,
she winced at the sight of the bite. "Oops."
Nathan exchanged glances with Brian and then sat down. "Jessica, I
won't tell you again; behave yourself." He raised his eyebrow at
her when she uncovered the swollen bruise, took his hand back and
rolled his sleeve back down. "I mean it."
`Damn girl don't you know that a human bite is like the worst? His
arm is gonna turn green and get all pus-ee-ish and then it'll swell
up and he'll be rolling around on the floor in agony until he dies
from some horrible infection,' Dani said solemnly.
`Okay, Dani, I know what this is about and I've really had enough.'
Brian said as he tried to not look at the bite. `One more word that
isn't about school, work or how not to piss off the adults out of
your mouth and I am going to upend you right here, right now,
understand?'
`Whatever.'
`That's the word,' Brian said and stood up. He grabbed Dani by the
wrist and hauled her out of her seat and over his lap all in one
motion. `Shall we carry on?' he asked.
Dani did not say a word, hoping to not draw attention to this whole
thing. How could he? But then this was Brian and not Kevin and she
really didn't know how far she could push with him. `I give, lemme
up, please.' She said quietly.
Back in her seat she looked at Jessie and then giggled, `Stage does
that to you, y'know. Once Alex almost fell off trying to show off
dance moves like the rappers do and he got to close to the edge and
if Howie hadn't grabbed his pants he would of ended up in the
orchestra section. He did lose his pants though which made a lot of
girls happy.'
The server came back and Dani ordered nachos with extra guacamole.
There was a little debate on whether or not she would have the
watercress salad but Brian won in the end by playing the trump card
that was waiting for her in Nashville.
Jessie ordered a burger and fries. She tried ordering a chocolate
milkshake, but that was changed to orange juice. She huffed and sat
back with her arms crossed. Nathan coughed pointedly, so she sighed
heavily, uncrossed her arms and bowed her head.
Nathan ordered steak with peppercorn sauce. "I don't know about
you, but I think I need to keep my strength up." He grinned at
Brian.
"Jessie, there isn't a world confetti shortage, so you can stop
making it now." He held his hand out and she handed him the
shredded napkin. "You know, you were far better behaved as a 5 year
old."
Jessie glared, but said nothing.
`Yeah, `cos five year olds have nothing to fall back on.' Dani said
in Jessie's ear.
Brian ordered steak, medium rare, homefries, a side of veg and a
salad to start with. He was actually finding that he was starving
after all this activity.
When the food came he smiled at the server and dug in. Dani picked
at the nachos and the salad hoping that he wouldn't notice but when
he tapped her with his fork and pointed to her plate she sighed and
picked up a bigger bite.
`So, Nathan, explain one thing to me please. You're a guy and you
live with a guy and you're a couple. What's the sex like?'
Brian nearly choked on what he had in his mouth and he coughed into
the napkin.
`I'm just curious. Nick talks you know.' She said and rolled her
eyes.
Brian made a mental note to have a long heated discussion with Nick
and soon.
Nathan blinked. Jessie giggled.
"Very good, thank you," Nathan said and took a bite of his steak.
"Noisy, sometimes," Jessie added matter-of-factly, and it was
Nathan's turn to choke.
When he'd recovered, he took a sip of water and turned to Brian.
"I think we'll pass on desserts."
`Well, that's no different than sleeping in the next room from him
then. God, you should hear Lei..'
Brian put his hand over Dani's mouth and looked at her. She licked
his palm. He frowned and wiped his hand on his pant leg.
`Why don't we get dessert?'
"Because we are naughty little girls and don't deserve desserts,
silly," Jessie whispered. "I want dessert," she added more loudly
and pouted.
Nathan frowned at Jessie then took another bite of steak.
`Oh hell,' Dani said and getting up from the table she stood on the
booth seat and then the table and announced, `Excuse me everyone!
These two men are not our fathers and we are being denied dessert.'
All eyes turned to them and Brian felt his face getting hot. Should
he grab her? Should he ignore her? He looked at Nathan and then up
at Dani dressed in his clothes and wondered how long the judge would
give them.
Jessie took one look at Dani and started to climb up onto the seat
next to her.
"Oh, no, you don't." Nathan got up and grabbed her ear, then
reached up and grabbed Dani's, pulling her down off the seat.
"Brian, pay the bill and fend off the mob." He pulled the two
teenage heads towards him and said softly, "the first one to scream,
kick or make any more of a scene than you already have gets spanked
right here."
Jessie knew she had pushed Nathan just as far as he was prepared to
go. She nodded and blinked away tears, hoping desperately that Dani
wasn't going to make a fuss.
"Papa, that hurts," she said, trying not to whine.
Dani yelped when she was yanked from her perch and then there was a
pain in her ear, one she had never had before and she could not
believe that this man was touching her.
Brian got up in a whirl and went to the register to pay and when the
manager came out to talk to him he explained he whole mess to her.
At first he wasn't sure she was going to buy it but he was saved by
her teenage daughter who came squealing up and asking for his
autograph. They chatted for a few minutes and he allowed a photo to
be taken and then he beat it out of there as fast as he could.
`You stupid, arrogant, son of a mother fu..OW!' Dani yelped again.
Nathan marched the two squeaking girls out to the parking lot. He
released Jessie next to one side of the car and walked round to the
driver's side with Dani's ear still firmly gripped between his
fingers.
"Yep, that's me. Now do you want that spanking, or are you going to
get in the car?"
Jessie rubbed her ear and winced. She really hated that. She
waited patiently at the side of the car, not willing to get into any
more trouble.
`You can't,' Dani said and kicked him.
Brian came out in time to hear the very end of that and shook his
head. He walked over and opened the door for Jessie and motioned for
her to get in. Once she had he got in the passenger seat and stuck
the keys in the ignition. It seemed that Nathan had things well in
hand and he was not about to jeopardise Dani respecting him by
butting in. No pun intended.
Jessie climbed into the car and slumped on the back seat, not
wanting any part of what was about to happen.
Nathan was really tired of being kicked. It wouldn't be so bad, but
that was the third time in exactly the same place, and what the Hell
did that girl have on her feet?
"I can." He grabbed her waist and tucked her head under his arm.
It wasn't terribly dignified, but then spankings rarely were. He
spanked fast and hard, not particularly wanting to attract any more
attention.
Dani's protests were muffled and her struggling seemed to be
futile. Nathan decided that would have to do and let the teen stand
up. "Are we done, or would you like to kick me again?"
Dani stood there and looked at him and sniffled, `Well, alright
then.' She said and got in the car sitting with extra care.
Nathan got into the car and looked across at Brian. He didn't say
anything, but his expression spoke volumes. He buckled in and then
turned round to look at the two girls behind him.
"Everyone buckled up? Good. The rules for the remainder of the
journey are as follows: no kicking, no biting, no swearing, no
arguing and no misbehaving in general. You may talk quietly amongst
yourselves, but there will be no bitching and no fomenting of
trouble or general unrest. Is that clear?"
Jessie nodded and Dani sniffled. "Good enough, I suppose. If I
have to, I will stop the car." He turned back round and started the
engine. "Okay then," he muttered, more to himself than anyone else.
Jessie slipped her hand over Dani's and squeezed it gently. Dani
looked up briefly and Jessie winked at her and then settled back in
her seat.
As the miles passed the silence seemed to get louder and louder to
Brian and he turned around to look at the girls a couple of times to
make sure that they were still awake. Dani just glared at him and
looked out her window. There was going to be trouble there, he just
knew it.
'You surprise me sometimes Nathan.'
Dani lent over and whispered to Jessie, 'This is not good. Brian
hardly ever spanks. He always leaves that to Kevin and now this.
What is this world coming to?'
Nathan was enjoying the peace and quiet. He didn't expect it to
last, but it was nice while it did. He grinned when Brian finally
spoke.
"I didn't expect you to break first. Surprise you how, exactly?"
Jessie shook her head and whispered back. "Tell me about it.
Nathan has gone spank-happy. Motels, restaurants, car parks, where
next?" She giggled softly. "And for a beginner, he's got pretty
good technique."
After another mile or two, her stomach rumbled and she giggled. "I'm
hungry," she whispered.
'I didn't expect to break first either but what can I say? I'm a
wimp.' Brian grinned. 'All the moping you were doing at your house,
expecting the worse and all. I guess I don't really know how a
relationship like yours works and that's my ignorance. I just never
expected you to spank anyone let alone my cousin. Although I must
say it was beautiful.'
'Way too good if you want my opinion and let me tell you Jessie, if
they're spanking now life as we know it has ended. Crap,' Dani mused
and kicked the back of Nathan's seat.
Nathan laughed. "I know it might not have seemed like it over the
past few days, but I do spend most of my life being an adult and a
parent. If you ignore the discipline side of things, our
relationship isn't that much different from a marriage, and Adam
gets to wear the pants." He winked at Brian. "Much like you do, I
daresay."
"And as for the spanking of our little darlings in the back seat,
well, once I got over the first hurdle, I must say it got easier."
He grinned. "It's not as though Adam ever had a problem with me
spanking Jessie. I wouldn't do it when she was little, and then it
was just became a habit to defer to Adam."
He felt a jolt to his seat and sighed. "You know, I think it was
the kicking. I can out up with most things, but I really do object
to that. Speaking of which; Dani, don't do that."
Jessie sighed heavily. "It's an epidemic. A positive plague.
Spankings are breaking out all over. There is no escape. Nowhere
to hide. Resistance is futile."
Brian laughed, 'You think so? You should meet my wife. I sort of
became a parent at 10 so it's like I've spent my whole life doing,
you know. Most of the time Kevin took the reins but there were a
few times he left her with me while he got a much needed break. It
was harder for him trying to help raise her. Then he went to Florida
when she was just four. It was just two years after their dad died
and Dani was inconsolable. She cried and cried and even I couldn't
get her too a sunshine place. Finally Ann gave in and phoned Kevin
and he flew back, scooped her up and the rest is history. He's been
her dad and her mom and that's not to dis my aunt. She's a great
lady and a wonderful mom but Dani just needed what she knew.
When I got married I thought things would be like some 50's sitcom
show. My parents' life is simple and they raised us in an old
fashioned way so I got my fair share of hidings. It wasn't until we
got the group together that I started meeting people who lived
alternatively. I have to admit the first few gave me squirms, but
then I looked past that and they are some of the best friends I have
now. Three of the couples work in our crew and when one of them
wanted to adopt I was a character witness, they got a little girl
just a few months ago and I think that kid has it all. I had to do
it for them you know? After Baylee was born I was like on a cloud.
He's been the joy of my life and anyone who wants that experience
I'm behind one hundred percent. Sorry, you probably don't care to
hear my life story. I'll shut up now.' Brian grinned.
'Maybe we should book air time and make commercials on this.
Warnings to others that it could happen to them. Wealth is no
barrier, single parents, couples, traditional homes; it's breaking
out across the nation and is evil. It must be stopped.' Dani kicked
the seat again.
Nathan checked the mirror, indicated and pulled the car in at the
side of the road. He unbuckled his seat belt and got out of the
car. Then he pushed the seat forward and leant in. "Out please,
Dani."
Brian looked at Nathan as he pulled over, there wasn't a restaurant
anywhere nearby and no rest stop either. At his words he looked over
the seat at Dani and sighed. 'Brat.'
'What? What did I do? We were just talking. Really, I wouldn't
really rent air time.'
Nathan raised his eyebrow. "I asked you not to kick the seat. Out,
please."
"No, please," Jessie cried melodramatically and threw herself across
Dani's lap, her arms outstretched. "Spare her, take me instead."
Nathan snorted. "Okay then." He took hold of her hands.
Jessie looked up at him through her lashes and pouted. "You weren't
supposed to say that."
He sighed. "All right. One last chance; Dani, give me those
boots." He crossed his arms and waited.
'Huh?' Dani looked at him and her eyes filled again. Then her lap
was full of Jessie and she was laughing and crying at the same
time. 'S...sorry. I d…didn't realise.' She tapped Jessie on the
head. 'Up?' When Jessie got off she lifted a foot and undid the
laces, her fingers shaking so badly she finally stuck her left foot
out for Nathan and put her right over the console for Brian.
Brian turned to find his face full of a biker boot and he shook his
head. 'Love the look,' he said as he unlaced the boot and set it on
the floor in front of him. Dani grinned but didn't answer her teeth
were chattering too hard for words by that time.
'I think you scared her.' Brian said to Nathan as he reached for the
other boot.
"Lovely look, but very painful." Nathan unlaced the boot that
appeared under his nose and handed it to Brian. Then he solemnly
held his hand out to Dani. "Truce? I didn't mean to scare you."
Jessie nudged Dani. "Don't bite it. He doesn't taste so good."
'They got extra leather on the s..soles. Bikes a..and all.' Dani
stammered. When Nathan held his hand out she backed away at first
until he spoke and then she lent forward and took it solemnly in
hers, 'Truce...for now.' And she winked at him.
'I think you may need vodka,' she said to Jessie. 'What?' She asked
when both adults looked at her. 'I hear it works good as a
disinfectant.'
'Uh huh.' Brian said. 'Hey anyone else hungry? Our meal was
interrupted by snark.'
Nathan frowned. "There will be no need for vodka, as this was
Jessie's one and only foray into biting people. Wasn't it,
Jessica?" Jessie nodded vigorously in response. Her stomach
rumbled again and she giggled. "Yep, I'm hungry."
Nathan looked at Brian and shrugged. "Two mouthfuls of steak and
half a dozen fries doesn't really count as a meal. I could eat.
And if everyone behaves themselves, we might even make it to
dessert."
He got back into the car and turned the key in the ignition. "Let's
see what we can find."
`Well, it may have been her one and only but what if you have some
weird thing and she gets this thing and then it spreads and the next
thing you know lots of people have the same thing and it's Night of
the Living Dead all over again.' Dani rambled.
`No more horror movies for you, young lady.' Brian said keeping his
eyes peeled for somewhere to eat.
`We'll see.' Dani quipped and Brian turned and smacked her
leg. `That's enough. Do you really get me this time? I've had enough
of your mouth for one day. Hell I've had enough for several days and
if it doesn't stop you will sit in the car.'
`That's child abuse.'
`Missing one meal is not child abuse.'
`It would be two. You didn't let me finish last time either.'
`Dessert.'
`Shutting up now.'
She looked at Jessie and giggled. `Men.'
Jessie leant over to whisper in Dani's ear. "That's what's wrong
with them; they're zombies. If I start spanking people, shoot me in
the head; that should do it."
"Jessie, how exactly do you know how to kill a zombie?" Nathan
winked at Brian.
Jessie rolled her eyes. "I guessed?" She hazarded and then quickly
changed the subject. "Oh, look, a restaurant."
Nathan pulled in to the roadside café. "Okay, here we
are. `Granny's Place'. Sounds safe enough, but I refuse to eat
anything that might involve entrails. Dani, is it safe for me to
give you your boots?"
Jessie wrinkled her nose. "Euw, gross."
`Right between the eyes.' Dani poked her there for emphasis.
Brian unbuckled and then held the door for Jessie to get out before
closing it again. `Granny's. Meatloaf here we come.'
Dani looked at Nathan, `Well, it's that or you carry me.'
Nathan looked back. "That didn't really answer my question, now did
it?" He handed her the boots and waited patiently for her to sort
out the complicated fastenings.
"Ready for meatloaf?" he asked.
"With mashed potatoes and gravy? Hey, Uncle Nathan, did you know
KFC doesn't do mashed potatoes in England? They have fries, isn't
that weird?" Jessie hooked her arm through Dani's and danced
towards the restaurant.
`You didn't really expect her to give you an answer did you? Then
she'd have to adhere to it and that would just be wrong in her
eyes.' Brian said. `God, please let all my children be boys. I think
I found a grey hair.'
`And corn on the cob and homemade bread with real butter and
Granny's best dessert Apple Betty named after her Granny.'
When they got to the door Dani reached out one hand to open it and
there was a bit of a mess while they tried to figure out how to pass
through it together. Inside was decorated with plates everywhere.
Some were chipped and others looked like they'd been glued back
together. `Yep, Granny's. Guess we seat ourselves.' Dani shook her
arm out and grabbed Jessie around the waist and danced her over to a
table and with a flourish sat her down, bowing as she did so. `Your
seat, Madam.'
She took the one next to Jessie and picked up her fork and knife and
banged them on the table. `Food! Food! Now!'
Nathan and Brian followed the girls into the restaurant. Nathan
stopped at the door and sighed. "Just the one? You're lucky." He
walked over to the table and put his hands over Dani's, pushing the
cutlery down. "We will walk right back out of this restaurant and
every other restaurant until you behave yourself, young lady."
Jessie giggled. "And that includes you too, nuisance." Nathan
growled and she pouted. Then she smiled sweetly at the motherly
waitress who was waiting by the table. "Four meatloafs. Or should
that be meatloaves? Lots of mashed potato and gravy, please. And
beans."
`I am behaving. Oh and homemade bread and real butter and corn on
the cob and may..' Brian put a hand over her mouth. `Hush. Dani's
hypoglycaemic. When her sugar bottoms out, which it looks to be the
case she gets obnoxious.' He sat down next to Jessie and lent
over, `Any more outbursts and we'll be having a talk got it?'
He sat back and shrugged his shoulders trying to work out a few
kinks. `I will need a break from my break at this rate. How much
longer until we can turn them over and get some rest?'
Jessie sat quietly and tried to look angelic. Nathan looked at her
and snorted. "Your halo has slipped, sweetie." She wrinkled her
nose in response.
The waitress brought a basket of bread and a jug of water. Jessie
buttered a piece and handed it to Dani. "Now you see, this is what
happens when you go on a steady diet of chocolate muffins." She
buttered another piece and bit into it. "Whath?" she said in
response to the two grown up glares. She tried to swallow and ended
up coughing.
"Not soon enough. I swear, I'm going to need a vacation after
this. I'm going to find a monastic retreat somewhere. Some place
totally free from teenage girls." Nathan sipped water, rubbed his
temples and wondered if he had remembered to pack any Tylenol.
Dani chewed her bread happily until the meal came. She wrinkled her
nose at the spinach and knew that Brian had something to do with it
but she was hungry enough and didn't fuss over it.
`Now that sounds peaceful. No girls, just bells at an unholy hour of
the morning.' Brian said and reached for a slice of bread himself.
When the food came he dug in and even gave half of his mashed potato
to Jessie. `Enjoy.'
Halfway through the meal he stopped and looked at them both
again, `Chocolate muffins?'
Nathan looked at Brian and then looked at Jessie. Jessie wasn't
sure she liked that look.
"Chocolate muffins?" he repeated.
"What about chocolate muffins?" Jessie asked innocently and stuck
her fork into the mound of potato. "I'm not thinking about dessert
yet, just concentrating on my dinner. Yum."
`Yum, yes, but let's hear about chocolate muffins. Is there a
problem with chocolate muffins? Because if there is we may want to
get it all out in the open, you know, clear the air, confess, own
up.' Brian took another forkful of meatloaf.
Dani concentrated on her plate and refused to look up. There was
just something about the unfolding pattern of that plate that was
very interesting, yes indeed.
"I think I would have to agree with Brian on this one. Let's hear
all about the chocolate muffins." Nathan frowned at Jessie, with
little effect, as she was finding her plate as fascinating as
Dani's. "Jessie?"
"Daddy knows already. So we don't need to bother about it."
"Your Daddy knows you ate chocolate muffins?"
"Yes?"
"So if I was to ring him up, he'd agree with that?" Nathan reached
for his cell phone.
"NO!" Jessie yelped. "I mean. Um. He knows I ate something I
shouldn't …"
"How about lots of somethings?"
"Um."
"What else, Jessie?"
Jessie sniffled and concentrated on her meal. Nathan looked at
Brian and rolled his eyes.
`Okay guys, here's the thing. We were on a holiday and when you go
on holiday you do things that you don't normally do like, say, eat a
chocolate muffin or twelve. Now you know you shouldn't because well,
the zits and the calorie thing rate pretty high and because they
mess with your breathing according to some. But you're on holiday
so, well, what the hell. And there are Starbucks everywhere and you
really really love their caramel macchiato with extra whipped cream
so you indulge. Now is it really a fair thing to get all pissie
over this? No, not really. It's over, it's done and I think best
left forgotten.' Dani returned to her plate and made a dramatic
point of taking a bite of spinach.
Brian listened with rapt attention at how she could do this sort of
thing and make it sound so plausible. `I'm going to finish my meal,
have a coffee and a very large dessert and then I'm going to let
Kevin deal with this. Yup, that's what I'm going to do.' He took a
bite and chewed it. `What in the hell possessed you two? `
Jessie looked up and blinked away tears. "Chocolate muffins,
caramel macchiatos, cola and … and chocolate doughnuts."
Nathan looked at her. "Oh, Jessie. Why?"
"Cos. Um. Well. Um."
Nathan sighed heavily.
"Because you're not supposed to, and you wanted to pay me back?"
"That's not … um … well, maybe."
"Jessica. We'll talk about this when we get home."
"At great length," Jessie sighed and wiped her tears on her sleeve.
"Yes, young lady, at great length. And then you can explain to your
Daddy why you get to eat chocolate doughnuts when he hasn't been
able to have any in the house for six years."
Jessie giggled in spite of herself. "Nuh uh."
Nathan turned to Brian. "Yep, that's the way to go. Delegate." He
grinned and signalled to the waitress.
"What pie do you have?"
`Works for me, my head hurts. I want to sleep. I want to relax. I
want to wake up with the sun shining on my face and the smell of
baking again. I'm whining.' Brian ordered the dutch crumble with ice
cream and a coffee for dessert.
Dani pushed her plate away and burped, `Excuse me.' She stretched
and stood up, `Bathroom?' she looked pointedly at Jessie.
Jessie looked at Nathan and he nodded. "Just don't head for the
border." She stood up and followed Dani.
Dani looked at him, `There's a border near here?' Then she giggled.
In the bathroom she pulled Jessie over where they wouldn't be heard
and said, `Okay the way this is going is not good. Your Dad and my
brother are going to spank us that's sort of a given but how and
when they do it we can sort of control. Shh,' she said, `now I know
that usually it's just best to get it over with but the thought of
another one right now just really makes me not very happy and when
I'm not happy nobody is so I say we appeal to their loving sides.
Your Dad does love you right?'
Jessie looked dubiously at Dani, her eyes narrowed in
suspicion. "Okay. I'll give you that it's a given that they're
going to give us a spanking," she giggled, then adopted a serious
expression. "Yes, he loves me. I'm not sure how I can appeal to
his loving side at the moment without losing a limb in a terrible
accident. So what's your plan? And please don't tell me it involves
a terrible accident."
Nathan took a large gulp of coffee and closed his eyes. "I keep
hoping this is all a dream, and I'm going to wake up to find that
the past week never happened. What do you suppose they are plotting
in there?"
`No accident. Just tell him the whole story and ask him if he would
please wait until you get home before there is any more punishment.
Tell him you need Animal for after. You're a girl and girl babies
are so much cuter than boy babies. I know if I come clean with
Kevin and then ask for him to wait a few days he will. Sometimes I
just need time, don't you? He likes to call it "the right frame of
mind" and believe me I don't think I'm there just yet. The whole
hypo thing and all. You on the other hand young lady have not used
an inhaler for what now, two days? I'm not saying use it but use
it. `
Brian looked at Nathan and grinned. `If I know Dani she's feeling a
bit guilty right about now over this. As she balances out she gets
more rational. She's probably coaching Jessie on how to get Adam to
wait a day or two before he punishes her for anything. I don't know
how it works with you guys but when she and at times Nick who is
usually a co-conspirator in these sort of things come clean with
Kevin right away and ask for a day or so to get ready he lets them.
I think his whole theory is if they have that time to think about
it, it helps. It's like cornertime without the corner.
`It's not a dream and I do feel for you. I wasn't sure when I first
heard about all of this but after getting to know you and how the
dynamics work I know you didn't really mean any of that. I can see
the love there and Nathan for what it's worth I think when this is
all in the past give us a call and we'll Jessie sit. I promise we
won't lose her.'
Jessie nodded. "That could work. I definitely need Animal. Funny,
Daddy says that too. I wonder how exactly they know what particular
frame our minds are in?"
She pouted. "I have too." Then she laughed. "Daddy made me take
them last night, and Nathan made me take them today." She hugged
Dani. "We'll be fine. Like you say, they love us." She batted her
eyelashes, "and we're just so cute. We better get back out there
before they send out search parties."
"Adam's actually pretty good at working out Jessie's mood. I would
be quite surprised if he even considered punishing her again before
we were home. But if we don't get them back to Nashville before
midnight, there's a possibility that someone is going to get
spanked."
He finished his pie, pushed the plate away and burped. "Excuse me.
Are you going to look for them, or am I?"
`Good. I feel better already,' Dani hugged her back. `Oh sure, you
take them for those two but not for me, should I be upset?' Dani
stood back and put her hands on her hips. `Yeah, they'll come
barging in here and there will be screaming women.'
Back at the table she looked at both the men,' So, you two done
already? We should be going you know. Some of us have a bedtime.'
`Yeah Kevin's like that too for the most part. He has his moments
though. There was one time when her and Nick were car jumping.' He
laughed at Nathan's puzzled expression. `Car jumping. Wait for a car
to start up and be going slow, like in a parking lot and then jump
on the bumper. Scared the hell out of us. But it was comical to see
him run out of the store yelling his head off `Don't jump!' The
driver looked back when they did it and stopped but sometimes they
didn't until they heard the commotion. It took a lot to get through
to both of them how dangerous that was. Neither of them has enough
sense to be afraid of anything.' He stopped when the girls came up
and he stood. `Yep, let's blow this joint.' He reached over and
ruffled both girls' hair.
Nathan stood up and put his arm round Jessie. She put her arms
around his waist and hugged. "Oh, no, you got fat, I can barely …."
He tickled her ear and she giggled.
"Have you two put the worlds to rights?"
"Yep, all sorted. Go. Now. Drive. Shoo, shoo."
They were soon buckled up and back on the road. The next few miles
passed quickly and quietly. Nathan looked in the mirror and smiled.
"What is it?" asked Brian. Nathan put a finger to his
lips. "Shh." Brian turned round to see the two girls fast asleep.
It was close to 10 pm when they finally arrived at the hotel.
Nathan parked the car and looked at Brian. "I suppose we should
wake them up."
Brian got out of the car and didn't shut the door all the way but
shook his head at Nathan, `Nah, when Dani sleeps she sleeps hard.'
He said and walked around the car, pulling the seat forward he
reached in and got her under the arms and lifted her out carefully.
Her head lolled on his shoulder and her feet dangled about a foot
from the ground. `She's grown and heavier now but she's still our
little girl.' He winked and hoisted her a bit higher, kicking the
door shut with a foot. The thud was fairly quiet as the car was new
and he waited for Nathan to either wake Jessie or pick her up.
Nathan swapped places with Brian and reached in to lift Jessie
out. "No, don't wanna," Jessie mumbled as he picked her up. He
shut the door with his hip and groaned dramatically. "Yeah, and
those chocolate muffins must really weigh heavy."
They squeezed themselves into the elevator and Nathan managed to
press the button for their floor. Jessie woke up enough to tighten
her grip on his neck. "Shh," he murmured.
Unlocking the bedroom door was impossible, even if he could find the
key, so he lightly kicked the bottom of the door several times.
"Good night," he called softly as Brian passed him on the way to the
other room.
Adam opened the door and Nathan grinned. "Did you lose
something? `Cos I think found it."
Adam stepped silently out of the way, and Nathan walked into the
room and gently deposited Jessie on the sofa bed that had been made
up in the corner of the room. He took off her boots and pulled the
covers over her, tucking Animal in next to her.
Finally he turned to Adam and sighed. "She's all yours, Daddy."
Adam snorted and beckoned Nathan over with a crooked finger. Nathan
obediently walked over to accept a hug. "Thank you," Adam whispered
then kissed him.
"You guys should get a room," muttered Jessie.
Nathan grinned. "I need a shower." He grabbed clean clothes and
headed for the bathroom, abandoning Adam without a backward glance.
Adam sat gingerly on the edge of the sofa bed. "I thought you were
asleep, Princess."
"I am." She buried her face in Animal's fur. "Sorry, Daddy," she
mumbled.
"I know. Back to sleep now." He leant over and kissed her
forehead.
"Animal too." She held the bear up and giggled. Adam growled at
Animal and then kissed the bear. He tucked Jessie in, hugged her
and got up to turn off the main light.
Then he walked into the bathroom, just as Nathan finished
undressing. Nathan turned away, but Adam was too quick.
"Let me see that." Nathan sighed and held out his arm. "It's not as
bad as it looks."
"I'm not sure I agree with you. Did you put anything on it?"
"I washed it pretty good." Adam raised his eyebrow. "I'm not
completely incapable, you know."
"Get in the shower, brat."
Nathan snorted. "I was trying to, but someone interrupted me."
"You might want to rethink your attitude, given your current
situation." Nathan scowled briefly then hugged his partner.
"Grump."
"I know. Give that thing a good wash."
Nathan snickered and Adam glared at him. "The bite, Nathan. I'm
going to see if I can track down a first aid kit or something."
"Oh."
Adam swatted him with some force and walked out. Nathan rubbed his
bottom ruefully and then obediently got into the shower.
Nathan took a very long shower, finally leaving the bathroom just as
Adam returned to the room. He blinked as Adam held the door open
for a short man with a black bag.
"You know, it's not really …"
"Nathan."
Nathan sat down and let the hotel doctor tut over his wound. Soon
it was cleaned and dressed and the doctor left, leaving a sample
pack of antibiotics and a script for the rest of the course. There
had been a brief debate about the need for tetanus shots, but Nathan
managed to escape that one unscathed.
Adam handed Nathan a glass of water and the first capsule. Nathan
scowled, but hurriedly swallowed it when Adam scowled back.
"Bed," said Adam, his tone abrupt.
"I was going to have a drink," Nathan objected.
"Not on antibiotics. Now, please."
Nathan sighed heavily as he clambered into bed. Adam undressed and
joined him, turning off the lights.
What followed was a silent testament to the inventiveness of parents
in close proximity to their sleeping child. And that's enough said
about that.
Brian continued on and stopped at the next door and now he faced the
same problem with the key card. Before he had time to kick though
the door opened and he gratefully deposited Dani into Kevin's
waiting arms. Going over to the table he grabbed a cup of coffee and
a sweet from the snack tray before sitting down on the sofa. 'You
think of everything.'
'It's my job.' Kevin said as he walked into the bedroom part of the
suite. There he carefully laid Dani down and began to unlace and
remove the boots. He turned a foot back and forth to get a good
look at them beforehand. 'Wicked.' He sat them on the floor and
stood looking down at his sleeping baby sister and his throat
filled. It always surprised him that he could love someone this
much. What he saw each time was the baby he tucked in night after
night and the child he worried over day after day. Sighing he got
her under the covers and then tucked Clyde in with her. He watched
as she instinctively wrapped an arm around him, pulling him close.
Back in the main part of the rooms he got a cup of coffee and sat
down next to Brian on the sofa. 'Good trip?'
'Yeah, the going was. Nathan has the same sense of direction that
you do. Uncanny. He's a good road companion. When we got there
though it was hell.'
'They fought it?'
'Not Dani so much. Nathan went to deal with Jessie `cos she was
done working, and there was a lot of screaming and yelling. And
biting. Oh, God, Kevin they were working in this sleazy little
diner and living in a fleabag motel. I went to watch Dani and some
guy grabbed her butt. I really thought she would lose it but she
carried on through the whole shift.'
'Good for her.' Kevin rested his head on the back of the sofa and
closed his eyes.
'Nathan spanked her.'
'What?' An eye popped open.
'She had it coming so calm down. She got up on the table in the
restaurant we were at and announced to the place we were not their
fathers. I really expected cops. So he grabbed her and we left. When
I got out I saw her kick him with those boots, oh, they're biker
boots by the way and he paddled her behind for it. I thought go for
it.'
'She can be such a brat.'
'Yeah, but I think her levels were screwed up too. They spent most
of the time living on chocolate muffins and Starbucks.'
They sat in family style comfort not saying anything for a long time
and then all that was heard was soft snoring as they had both fallen
asleep sitting there.